Sep 13, 2019
(Sung to the tune of 'The Ballad of Davey Crockett)
'Born in Brookneal, down in Virginny...so fat she broke the branches on her family tree....third shift dancer at the Lounge of Capris, the girl weighs in at 433...Megan! Megan McDowell! Ass like a Hemisphere!
The Legendary, Hysterical Appearances of the Older Sister of the Brilliant and Beautiful Dagen McDowell, Megan...in all her overfed, oversexed glory; from the days of the Imus in the Morning Program on Fox Business.